justmeheere: (be the loser)
Jeremy Heere ([personal profile] justmeheere) wrote2020-07-07 12:05 pm

[curtains] inventory


♔ Keeping
  • Teddy Bear - A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?

  • Bandage Wrap - A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.

  • Bandage Wrap - A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.

  • Old Deuteronomy - A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".

  • Black Mask - A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.

  • Milky White - The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck. [Received from Ariel]

  • Ukulele - A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!

  • Rainbow Fantasy Jacket - A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...

  • Opera Glasses - A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.

  • Gaf Tape - Everyone needs gaf tape.

  • Trumpet - It's a trumpet. Do you even know how to play this?

  • Trombone - You don't need another one of these. [Received from Jonny]

  • A Sunday Afternoon - A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.

  • Red Poppy - A simple red flower. It makes you think of someone you love. Will they wait for you?

  • A Suitcase - Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try?


♔ Up for Grabs
  • Green Puppet - A green puppet in a gray hoodie. It seems too complex for one person.

  • Sandbag - A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.

  • Harmonica - A silver harmonica.

  • Harmonica - A silver harmonica.

  • Red Wig - A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.

  • Dancer's Belt - When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.

  • Dancer's Belt - When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.

  • Utility Belt - A belt perfect for hanging various tools and implements on. It's even got a roll of duct tape already attached!

  • Top Hat & Cane - A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.

  • Red Opera Gloves - A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.

  • Red Opera Gloves - A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.

  • Ruby Slippers - A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.

  • Kinky Boots - A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.

  • Oklahoma Snowglobe - A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tinny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "

  • Oklahoma Snowglobe - A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tinny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "

  • Yellow Wig - The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?

  • Cubed Trousers - A pair of inexplicably square pants.

  • Black Mask - A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.

  • Black Mask - A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.

  • Fun Home Flyer - An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?

  • Tony - A small medal on a pedastal. Congratulations; you've won!

  • French Flag - A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.

  • Tap Shoes - A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!

  • Doctor's Costume - The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this?


♔ Tossed/Consumed
  • Be More Chill(y) - Mountain Dew flavored ice cream! Tossed immediately.

  • Popcorn - Freshly made and smelling delicious. It's absolutely edible, but a little oversalted. Taken to the sleepover.

  • Café Con Leche - A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk. Given to Angus.

  • Sparkling Cider - Contains no alcohol, but a lot of bubbles Taken to the sleepover.

  • Be More Chill(y) - Mountain Dew flavored ice cream! RNG STOP DROPPING THIS CHALLENGE.

  • Coca-cola - An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty! Drunk.

  • Mama's Lunch - A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.

  • The Whole Being Clothed Thing - A long coat with vertical black-and-white stripes! It's covered in moss and smells kinda grody. Tossed. Gross.


♔ Traded
  • Framed Photo - A framed photo of the cast of the play Starlight from the 99th Seisho Festival. Given back to Claudine.

  • Gel Pens - A package of glittery gel pens! Given to Christine.

  • Royal Crown - The royal crown of King Richard's Land. Given back to Richard.

  • Laptop with a Single File - It’s a Macbook Pro! What’s weird is it’s entirely default settings, only has one video file on it, named Epic Fail: Tigers Take A Tumble. Ever wanna see a cheerleading pyramid collapse and the small girl on top go flying? Given back to Riley.